2024

March

※ 3/11: twominutes ⋙ Childhood sweethearts - or rather, Blitzø refusing to take 'no' for an answer from seeing Fizzarolli in the hospital after the fire

April

※ 4/16: ornithomancy ⋙ NSFW: Gonna put an Egg In THERE

June

※ 6/28: jizzarolli ⋙ Bad flirting meme

July

※ 7/07: Stolas ⋙ Finding the Goetia in the library, Blitzø awkwardly tries to invite Stolas to explore the sky docks.

September

※ 9/02: jizzarolli ⋙ Dumb boys doing some silly emoji posting

※ 9/05: Stolas ⋙ Unwittingly signing up as a model himself, Blitzø accidentally bumps into Stolas again.

October

※ 10/23: Alastor ⋙ Another face from Pride that Blitzø'd only known from rumors and warning illustrations!

November

※ 11/29: Alastor ⋙ Sometimes seeing an Overlord doing the goody-two-shoes rescuing kids from trees shtick is weirder than literally anything else going on

※ 11/29: Prince Henry ⋙ Henry's asking to learn more and Blitzø's offering the only skill he knows is worth anything: killing people

※ 11/29: Barcus Wroot ⋙ It comes as a surprise to Blitzø that ANYONE can get access to magic, not just hot shots

December

※ 12/1: Lucifer ⋙ BABY DRAGONS.... wait is that the literal king of hell

※ 12/3: Viktor ⋙ Drink testing with Viktor at the 'new arrivals' bar.

※ 12/20: Stolas ⋙ Dragging the bird out to go to the mysterious caves! ...And being a dumbass thinking he might be able to win Stolas back over??

2023

January

※ 1/16: Ferran ⋙ Blitzø giving the pitch to join up with IMP:DMC

※ 1/16: Albedo ⋙ Albedo's Lab Alight

※ 1/16: Stolas ⋙ Operation Do NOT Fuck Up With Stolas

※ 1/16: Denji ⋙ Performance anxiety talk

※ 1/24: Akechi ⋙ After so many pivotal friends wake up and leave him behind, Akechi has a meltdown... and after getting thunked in the head with the journal, Blitzø comes in to confront him. That quickly gets shelved as Blitzø lends a sympathetic ear.

※ 1/28: Log ⋙ IMP:DMC's rescue mission: retrieving Stolas

February

※ 2/13: Log ⋙ Moving in with Octavia and Stolas, spending some quality time together, get called "dad", nerd

March

※ 3/11: twominutes ⋙ Childhood sweethearts - or rather, Blitzø refusing to take 'no' for an answer from seeing Fizzarolli in the hospital after the fire

※ 3/12: Network Post ⋙ Blitzø's horse doodles: "Tag urself"

※ 3/26: Log ⋙ Blitzø and Stolas double top level - wedding shenanigans

※ 3/26: Log ⋙ Gifting Madhuri a floral apology

※ 3/26: Log ⋙ Feeding the wedding DJ and seeing his spookiness

※ 3/26: Log ⋙ Duet with Denji! California gurls, we're undeniable!

※ 3/26: Log ⋙ Dante's got nothin' on THROAT GOAT BLITZ

April

※ 4/05: Denji ⋙ Nightmare Makima makes a debut in a post, and Blitzø immediately catapults himself to go find Denji and (forcefully) reassure him

※ 4/16: ornithomancy ⋙ NSFW: Gonna put an Egg In THERE

※ 4/25: Log ⋙ Needling Akechi at Madhuri's wedding

May

※ 5/8: Ira ⋙ Joining the man for training

※ 5/8: Shinjiro ⋙ EVENT: Precious sled dogs, did you know my kid loves dogs, I'm not annoying am I Shinji--

※ 5/8: Anastasia ⋙ EVENT: Some Dreamotion help from Anastasia

※ 5/8: Azula ⋙ EVENT: Burning up the haunted woods on a resources run

※ 5/8: Log ⋙ EVENT: A "Mysterious Visitor" and the DMC/IMP Gang - aka Blitzø gets to shoot Makima RIGHT IN THE FACE

※ 5/25: Akechi ⋙ EVENT: Introducing "dad" to the definitely-not-boyfriend, Ren. ...Right?

※ 5/25: Log ⋙ EVENT: Never trust a fucking therapist, especially not one that's a Story Eater puppet

June

※ 6/3: Dante ⋙ Dante and Blitzø closing down IMP:DMC for now. We need a fucking vacation.

※ 6/3: Denji ⋙ It's not your fault.

※ 6/5: Madhuri ⋙ Asking Madhuri out for a drink. Because holy fuck everything was awful.

※ 6/6: Log ⋙ Miserable or not, dad will be there for his kids.

※ 6/7: Stolas ⋙ (Backdated) Overwhelmed, exhausted, and tired... Blitzø at least has a boyfriend to find a little comfort in.

※ 6/11: Top Level ⋙ EVENT: Looking for Loona and... well. Getting into trouble.

※ 6/13: Stolas ⋙ Stolas' no good, very bad return to the dream world

※ 6/22: Kanji ⋙ HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE also Kanji

※ 6/28: jizzarolli ⋙ Bad flirting meme

September

※ 9/02: jizzarolli ⋙ Dumb boys doing some silly emoji posting

※ 9/24: Stolas ⋙ Catching Stolas reminiscing on another anniversary of his in Reverein

※ 9/24: Senku ⋙ EVENT: Doctor actually doing the helpful thing

October

※ 10/12: Futaba ⋙ Talkin' Halloween costumes!!! He'd be a sexy horse rancher.

※ 10/17: Log ⋙ EVENT: Mourning over the loss of the horses in the carousel, or... getting lost in the fantasy of his family being alive and well

2022

October

※ 10/27/22: TDM TL ⋙ Blitzø is dropped into the dream world, amidst the halloween carnival, and he rolls with the punches assuming it's still a dream. Feat. Stolas, Octavia, Anne, Millie, and Loona

November

※ 11/05/22: Dante ⋙ Blitzø learned his employees are working for a new hell of a boss and he's taking it personally

※ 11/08/22: Stolas ⋙ EVENT: Starting with babysitting hatchling dragons, leading to an awkward pedicure but comfortable hot spring date

※ 11/08/22: Alastor ⋙ EVENT: Literally and figuratively stirring the (communal) pot

※ 11/08/22: Lady ⋙ EVENT: While chilling at the communal hot pot, Blitzø meets and hangs out with Dante's lady-friend

※ 11/08/22: Amy ⋙ EVENT: Voxtagram-worthy desserts with a pink hedgehog

※ 11/10/2: Moxxie ⋙ EVENT: Time for Billiards and a little chat!

※ 11/28/22: Log ⋙ Meeting the new coworkers, feat. Dante, Lady, and Akechi

December

※ 12/06/22: Network Post ⋙ Illustrated: Blitzø doodles in the magical journal, illustrating his carousel horse race he had with Octavia on Halloween.

※ 12/08/22: Moxxie ⋙ Deciding how to pick out gun names

※ 12/13/22: Log ⋙ Octavia's dream, where she can run around her beautiful palace and revel in the excitement and decor... Blitzø joins in, getting a little taste of actual holiday celebration for the first time.

※ 12/16/22: Log ⋙ Octavia's dream, where she finally witnesses Stolas and Stella... specifically, Stella's abuse towards Stolas. Blitzø and Stolas are both in the dream, and therein, Blitzø promises to help protect Stolas from harm.

※ 12/17: Denji ⋙ EVENT: Bumping into Denji, squishing him in a dumb cookie hug, and recruiting him into IMP:DMC all in one

※ 12/18/22: Log ⋙ Stolas found out about Octavia going on a mission, and bursts down the door to confront Dante and Blitzø about it.

※ 12/19: Anastasia ⋙ EVENT: Fighting the witch's giant furnace in cookie form

※ 12/19: Angel ⋙ EVENT: Munchin' on candy monsters and talking about the apocalypse

※ 12/19: Loona ⋙ EVENT: Taking out the tantrum on hapless mice

※ 12/19: Amber ⋙ EVENT: Missing grandpa... he's probably dead, right?

※ 12/19: Pauline ⋙ EVENT: Snowball fight!

※ 12/19: Azula ⋙ EVENT: Cracking wise and being a little bitch to a teenage princess because Blitzø is very normal you see

※ 12/20/22: Alastor ⋙ EVENT: Gumdrops are a bitch, aren't they?

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Player: Kippie
Age: 32
Contact: lovelycoris
Current Characters: N/A

Character: Blitzø (the "o" is silent!)
Canon: Helluva Boss, going from S2:E2
Age: Late 30s (no canon age yet stated)


Background Information: History listed on the wiki

Personality: An outline highlighting important aspects of their personality, major points of development, and any particular outer influences like other character relationships or events will be enough. Bullet point list or a write up with 1200 words limit.
For all the pomp and bluster, for all of the arrogance and derision towards others, Blitzø is a deeply insecure and self-loathing person.

This stems from a lot of different reasons - primarily, because of his upbringing and because of his class, Blitzø has developed a complex about being respected and adored. Imps are perceived in Hell as the lowest of the low, the working class and the servants of wealthier demons; this environment leads very few avenues for an imp to become at all admired or famous. Since Blitzø was unable to earn adoration as a clown in his youth, he's taken to trying to gain some semblance of control and notoriety by becoming a hitman for sinners in Hell.

This background contextualizes Blitzø's demeanor to the average person - a balancing act between being grossly rude and offensive, but encouraging and attempting to be funny. He wants to be liked, admired, and adored and will be helpful and supportive, knowing such things are important. But he also wants to be respected and to be taken seriously, and only knows how to do so by forcing himself into positions of power or authority over others.

Though Blitzø can have some degree of self awareness, he is THOROUGHLY bad at introspection. Everything he does feels justified to him, and he knows his intentions are decent, so everyone should know that. He may genuinely want to provide and help the people he cares for, but he is so traumatized and terrified of losing connections that he ends up being the first to run away or keep the other person at a distance. Stolas and Moxxie are the clearest examples of this, as both of them attempt to understand and bond with Blitzø and are more often met with the imp's derision and impatience. He doesn't do well feeling trapped, vulnerable or powerless, and will typically end up convincing himself that he never cared in the first place so that the supposedly inevitable moment that "everybody leaves" doesn't hurt him. As we see in an intense hallucination he experiences, Blitzø has deep, resentful feelings towards himself and when not being toxic and projecting that hurt by lashing out on others, he's self-destructively hating himself down to the very marrow.

For all of his flaws, however, Blitzø does have convictions and genuine kindness backing his actions. He trusts and supports his employees, whom he regards as his family, and he is supportive and encouraging more often than he is toxic and shitty. He very deeply values family and affection - his adoption of Loona tends to show him very actively trying to be a loving, supportive, caring father (likely in sharp contrast to his own father, who could have cared less about him). He shows intense determination and dedication to taking care of those he considers his own, always having their back even if he gets frustrated with them.

Those who get to know him better get to see him a bit more genuinely - a goofball that ADORES horses, thinks blood and guts and pirates are cool, has shitty gallows humor, and just wants to do an actually good job at whatever he sets out to do. Though he still has a lot to learn in terms of boundaries with people he cares for, his protectiveness and clinginess is not born out of a sense of owning others or being owed their love, but rather out of a desperate need to be valued as worthy of it.

Abilities & Inventory: Blitzø's only abilities come from being an imp, which grant him an immunity to earthly flame and a strong prehensile tail. He has a couple of guns on his hip, especially his favored golden percussion pistol, which he likely keeps because it's "cool". He'll also have his phone, which inevitably will run out of battery during his stay.

Suitability & Plans: I think one of the more interesting opportunities that Songerein offers is the opportunity to write Blitzø confronted with his traumas and his toxic behaviors, and see where the dream setting and the way overlapping dreams causes characters to unintentionally expose their feelings and beliefs will differ from how the canon itself intends to shake out. Blitzø is a very dishonest character by default and exploring the dynamic with cross-canon CR and castmates alike sounds like a blast!

I think that Blitzø will act as if he's fitting right in easily, but that will be an act to cover up how grossly out-of-place he actually would be. He's not in Hell, and he's not dealing with unanimously garbage people (i.e. targets in the still-living world)... and he will have to figure out really quickly that he can't just bullshit his way out of getting to know the other people that are also living in this dream space with him. And most importantly, he's going to have to confront the fact that he could be left behind by the people he does care about/might come to care about here. Basically, I'm pretty excited to make dreaming a bit of a nightmare for Blitzø.

Blitzø will probably be very entangled in a lot of other characters' development, cross-canon and canonmate alike, and it'll be a long time before he starts 'growing into his own'. I'm eager to see where the flow of CR ends up taking him!

Test Drive Sample: Sample

Questions: Did you all have a fun Halloween? c: